John is one of the last surviving actors from the silent era of film, having starred in over a dozen shorts between the years 1910-1912. At this point he was visited by a time travelling Eric Bana and spent the next 80+ years spinning in a vortex caused by the ripping of fabric in Bana's space-time continum pants. Awakening in the World Of Tomorrow John preceeded to gain ungainful employment in a sweatshop knitting socks for members of parliament. In his spare time John also co-edits the cinema section of this very publication.