Assorted praise for Louie Nelson:

"The right kind of wrong"- Leann Rimes, Coyote Ugly Soundtrack.

"The death of journalism"

"...an etiquette vacuum, completley devoid of decency."

"Give him an inch, and he'll suck the marrow from your bones."

"..scavenges and deceives. No one is better poised to give journalism a bad name."

"Before Louie arrived at News Hit, I was a pacifist. Now I own a taser."